TALKING PARROTS THAT RUINED THE ENDING OF THE MOVIE
"KINDERGARTEN COP"
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There have been many cases where animal rights activists will stand outside of a KFC with a pickent signs, or will
vandalize a furniture store that sells leather couches, or will even set a McDonalds on fire. But there has never been a
case quite like this one...
An animal rights activist was so upset when he heard the news about a man that got drunk and shot his neighbor's
dog only having to spend one night in jail, that he decided to express his rage by breaking into a pet store and setting
all of the animals free.
He broke into the store and released the cats, the dogs, the turtles, the rabbits, and the snakes, but when he
got to the parrots he decided that since people don't like it when you ruin the ending to a movie that they haven't seen
yet, before releasing the parrots he trained them to talk about the ending of the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie
"Kindergarten Cop".
He then released the talking parrots into the city and they all flew around the city, landing on random people's
shoulders and ruining the ending of the movie "Kindergarten Cop" for thousands of people who have never seen it.
THE END